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2004 Classic: The “Welcome to My Life” Simple Plan

 “Do you ever feel like breaking down?” Yes, mostly when my dial-up disconnects during a download.

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Eminem_Fan_0007/10/2008 11:27Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Zip_Drive_Owner01/08/1999 23:23Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Footloose_Ren07/21/2002 18:46Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Step_Brothers_B06/10/2009 18:53Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Beanie_Campbell11/05/2008 10:55True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Salt_Bae_Original06/06/1997 01:20Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Netscape_Now_B06/01/2007 15:44I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Animated_Mail_G12/29/2002 01:25The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/17/2003 09:18Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

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