Why did Dad interrupt the gift opening? Because he saw Mom opening a sweater and shouted, “Yo, Mom, I’m really happy for you, I’mma let you finish, but Grandma had one of the best sweaters of all time!”
Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Found a real treasure with this one.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
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My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!