Why were the pitchers tired? Because Ichiro got 262 hits in one season, breaking George Sisler’s 84-year-old record and proving he could hit a single with a toothpick if he wanted to.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Golf Divorce
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2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
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52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
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45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
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52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
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A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
More capacity for humor on this site!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Silently laughing in the snow.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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