1998 Legacy: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your floppy disk!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

@Hotmail_Original11/21/2000 14:22Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@SimCity_Mayor03/09/2009 02:37Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/24/2002 10:08Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Dancing_Baby_9610/23/1997 16:16Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Evil_Kermit_M09/12/2008 00:13Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.