“Don’t make a sound or they’ll hear us!” “Is it a killer?” “No, it’s the kids, and if they wake up, our ‘Netflix and Chill’ is over.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
... (Laughter in silence).
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!