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2016 Archive: The Don’t Breathe

 “Don’t make a sound or they’ll hear us!” “Is it a killer?” “No, it’s the kids, and if they wake up, our ‘Netflix and Chill’ is over.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
 "I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
 "My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
 "I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »

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52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
 "I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
 "It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Proximo09/05/2004 07:48Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/30/2008 19:42This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Napster_Search02/01/2007 19:42Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Mini_Me_Rocks09/12/1998 10:13... (Laughter in silence).
@Dale_Doback_Fan08/27/2014 01:10Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Old_School_Frank10/18/2001 15:53We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Flash_Intro_Hater06/04/2015 15:17Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Second_Life_Avy08/25/2014 21:13In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Charlie_Unicorn02/19/2012 05:28We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Mobile_Web_0109/25/1995 17:54Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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