2000 Legacy: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to answer the door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan12/02/1995 08:23Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Ghostbusters_V10/25/1997 15:12Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Hamster_Dance_X10/30/2002 11:37Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@WordPress_Fan_0303/22/2014 14:34The best thing since version 1.0!

@IMVU_Chatter06/11/2015 03:373D laughs are the best!

@Starcraft_Zerg12/25/2000 01:39Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@iPhone_User_0702/07/2001 06:06There’s an app for that? No, just this site!