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2014 Classic: The Smartwatch Notification Flash

A deacon continually raising his wrist during the reading, flashing a bright digital screen in the dark pews because his wrist keeps vibrating with text message updates from his family.

Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day03/21/2006 15:58Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
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@Stick_Death_Fan07/25/2002 14:30Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@LonelyGirl15_F08/21/2011 14:33Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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