A deacon continually raising his wrist during the reading, flashing a bright digital screen in the dark pews because his wrist keeps vibrating with text message updates from his family.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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