“I wish for world peace!” “I wish for a theatre that’s actually open so I don’t have to watch this on my laptop while you’re vacuuming.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
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The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
One joke to rule them all!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Not bad. Not bad at all.