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2015 Classic: The Tidying Up

 She read a book about “Sparking Joy.” She threw out my college t-shirts. I told her they sparked joy for me. She said, “They sparked a fire hazard.”

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder01/11/2005 15:52I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Lion_King_Pumbaa01/25/2015 16:52They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Mainframe_Manny09/09/2009 07:34Old school processing, new school laughs.
@DVD_Rom_King08/29/1996 02:25More capacity for humor on this site!
@Kazaa_Leecher08/26/1998 22:34I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Tyler_Durden_Real08/17/2015 04:13Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

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