2004 Classic: The Team America

“America, F*** Yeah!” He sings it while doing the lawn. The neighbors think we’re extremists.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper03/05/2015 05:29Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Independence_Day06/24/2011 09:28Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@AOL_Instant_Msg05/19/2011 11:23I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/03/2013 02:13Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Linux_Distro_User09/25/2001 10:46Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Trinity_Matrix12/21/2014 11:42Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@About_Dot_Com10/18/2008 21:47The human guide to online humor.

@Homestar_Runner05/07/2005 01:23That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!