2019 Legacy: The Status

2019. Still “Inconsistent” with the chores, but “Consistent” with the snacks.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

@BBS_Sysop07/01/1997 20:41Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Simpson_Quotes12/18/2001 04:41D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Oracle_Says06/14/2012 01:20I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Green_Day_Fan12/28/1999 19:52Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Slow_Clap_Guy12/12/2006 15:48...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!