2003 Classic: The Starsky & Hutch

He bought a red shirt with a white stripe. I told her I’m the “cool one.” She said, “You’re the one who needs to mow the lawn.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

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We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

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Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

@Harry_Potter_Ron01/25/2005 20:21Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Donny_V_ShutUp02/01/2013 23:21Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Leave_Britney_A10/14/2004 12:09Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Ancient_Aliens_G01/24/1997 12:15I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/29/1996 13:37My fist is clenched... with joy!