My wife bought the Spice Girls album. She asked which one she is. I said “Scary,” and that was the end of our conversation for the night.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The First Date Memory
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2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
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The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
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The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Waddle on over and read this!