A chilly meal for a cold morning.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What has hands but can’t clap?...
What has hands but can’t clap?
Answer: A clock!read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: ...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?...
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have th...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Super green! Hilarious!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.