2011 Archive: The Skyrim Arrow

“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” I said this when I tripped over her shoes.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

@GameBoy_Color04/04/2002 01:29Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Net_Neutral_9511/24/2008 01:53This is why we need the internet.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/18/2006 08:12My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Nsync_Justin11/27/2008 03:22Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Tank_Operator10/05/2011 14:37Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Scumbag_Steve_X08/02/2009 15:01Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Friendster_Ghost07/15/2015 15:16Remember me? I’m still laughing.