“Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” She sings it every Saturday morning while vacuuming. I stay in the garage.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
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The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
The Social Media Post
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!