1998 Classic: The Seinfeld Finale

We watched it together. We felt empty. Like our marriage, but with fewer commercials.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

@Skate_Or_Die_9906/27/2006 23:41Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Gladiator_Proximo05/07/2009 13:38Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Judge_Dredd_Law02/21/2007 11:02I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Step_Brothers_B01/04/2009 16:53Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@HotBot_User08/05/2008 16:12Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan02/22/2007 02:23OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Cool_Story_Bro10/07/2002 15:02Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost03/06/2000 09:50Laughing at the security of my own ribs!