2018 Classic: The Sangria

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

@Cipher_Steak02/02/2011 01:06Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Memento_Guy11/07/2005 00:29Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Goosebumps_Kid10/30/1995 14:32Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Metacrawler_X10/14/2009 21:29Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/20/1995 09:05The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Tablet_User_1001/18/2013 04:29Tapping my way to a good mood.