I told her I’m stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. She said, “We are the poor. Stop stealing my chocolate from the hidden stash.”
Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.