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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

@Pokemon_Blue10/07/2008 10:10Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Cyber_Traveler04/27/2014 10:46Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Fight_Club_Tyler06/20/1996 08:01The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Neo_The_One11/01/2014 14:07I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan11/27/2004 09:55I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Dodgeball_Pat05/27/2000 06:31If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Ermahgerd_Girl07/18/2011 06:10ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Mondo_Media_X02/18/1998 12:31Top tier web animation humor!

@Charlie_Unicorn12/09/2008 16:33We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!