“Greatness Awaits.” My husband: “Greatness is me getting a PS4.” Me: “Greatness is you remembering our anniversary.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The coolest joke in the zip code.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
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