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2003 Legacy: The Pirates Quote

 “Why is the rum always gone?” I asked this. My wife said, “Because you drank it all while watching Finding Nemo.”

Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pizza_Pizza_9906/17/1997 16:15Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@SoundBlaster_AWE04/10/1999 15:08Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Antivirus_Pro06/11/2012 01:49No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry09/01/2014 18:38In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Karate_Kid_Wax09/10/2009 20:19Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Orange_Mocha_F04/12/2001 10:14Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Brick_Tamland_L01/17/1996 15:57I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Leet_Speaker_7701/16/1999 18:237h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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