“Why is the rum always gone?” I asked this. My wife said, “Because you drank it all while watching Finding Nemo.”
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
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2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
The In-Law Visit
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1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
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58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
The Birthday Wish
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!