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Why did the pencil go to the nurse? Because it lost its point!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
Answer: A labracadabrador!read more »
Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
How do you make a tissue...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »
What kind of shoes do ninjas...
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Answer: Sneakers!read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Bug & Pokémania” Edition
In 1999, the ultimate flex was a holographic Charizard card and a...read more »
What did one ocean say to...
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they...read more »
51 Kids Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Pokémania” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: Because it was a-pee...read more »
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Why did the soccer player bring...
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer: To t...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2004 “Shrek 2 & Razr Flip” Edition
In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
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found this via a link. glad i clicked.
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.