2011 Classic: The New Year’s Eve Movie

Too many celebrities. My wife said, “It’s like a party where I don’t want to talk to anyone.” I said, “So… every party we go to?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

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I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

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The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost10/29/2012 18:23Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Steve-O_Wild06/24/1995 08:35Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Bernie_Mittens04/29/2004 07:25I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Grammar_Nazi_9902/24/2007 23:56Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Futurama_Fry_M03/29/2013 13:23Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.