2005 Archive: The MySpace Profile

I changed my background to “Flaming Skulls.” My wife told me I’m 38 and to change it to “something reasonable.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

@BBS_Veteran02/08/2015 05:20Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Quake_Fragger06/29/1999 17:31M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/13/1997 15:39Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor12/11/2015 02:05At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan11/21/1995 18:18Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!