I told her she’s Jo. She said, “And you’re the guy who’s going to be ‘Little’ if you don’t stop complaining about the movie length.”
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2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
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The Cleaning Strategy
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.