What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.”
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!