What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
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Q: What’s the difference between a...
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A: One is ...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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Get in loser, we are going laughing!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
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