What kind of dog does a scientist have? A “Lab-rador.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Found a real treasure with this one.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.