What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
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In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.