Finding the loudest books in the world.
What is the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
How does a scientist freshen her...
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
Answer: With experi-min...read more »
Why did the bee have sticky...
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Answer: Because it used honeyc...read more »
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer:...
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Boo-berry pie!read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dragon Warrior” Edition
In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
Why don’t teddy bears ever get...
Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry?
Answer: Because they’re a...read more »
What did the grape say when...
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the frog take the...
Why did the frog take the bus to school?
Answer: Because his car...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »
What did one wall say to...
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
But you have heard of this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.