We got a flat screen for the PC. It’s so thin! My husband says he has “so much more desk space” for his empty soda cans.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Chip
I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
One joke to rule them all!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Posting this to my own wall right now!