2018 Legacy: The Last Word

“Yes, dear.” (Thanos couldn’t even snap that phrase away).

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

@Zelda_Link07/30/1996 23:51It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/17/2003 08:59Laughing is as laughing does.

@Tech_Support_Guy01/25/2010 00:13Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan09/22/2010 17:40Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Top_List_Winner08/24/1995 18:43Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Gaia_Online_Gold06/25/1996 19:10Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.