2010 Legacy: The Kindle 3

It has a keyboard now. My wife is reading a book about a woman who leaves her husband to find herself in Italy. I’ve hidden her passport.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic05/21/2010 02:38This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Dreamcast_Gamer05/18/2015 22:23Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Spice_Girl_Posh12/20/1995 12:45Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Transformers_OP10/08/2002 13:11Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@HotBot_User10/15/1996 14:42Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@True_Story_Neil03/13/2003 19:21True story! I was there!