2018 Legacy: The Kamikaze

“To the year of the snap!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan02/20/2007 00:13I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/14/2011 23:46What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Men_In_Black_K04/28/1999 07:58We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Ninja_Turtle_R12/24/2009 12:38Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Star_Wars_Kid03/09/2005 16:21I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker03/31/2013 17:05This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.