Why did the man put a clock in his shoe?
He wanted to walk on time!
2025 Classic: Jon Hamm’s Viral Dance
Why was a 50-year-old man a meme? Because his “joyfully unserious” clip proved that a dad-dance from a Mad Man is exactly what a stressed-out… Read More »2025 Classic: Jon Hamm’s Viral Dance
2024 Classic: Lana Del Rey’s Shadow
Why was she Taylor’s date? To remind us that even if she doesn’t have a trophy yet, she’s the “Mother” of almost every other girl… Read More »2024 Classic: Lana Del Rey’s Shadow
2023 Archive: The “Planet of the Apps”
Why did the boss have 50 new AI apps? Because he’s trying to “disrupt” his own morning routine of checking the news. Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Planet of the Apps”
2023 Classic: The Sam Altman Firing
Why did the lawyer love the OpenAI drama? Because a “five-day corporate coup” is a 5-year billable investigation. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Sam Altman Firing
2022 Legacy: The Whale Tears
Why Brendan Fraser? For a comeback so emotional that the world spent the entire year collectively rooting for him to win every award in existence.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Whale Tears
2022 Archive: The Glass Onion
A guy starts a mystery game at the bar. The bartender says, “The mystery is who didn’t pay for the nachos. I’m the detective.” Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The Glass Onion
2021 Archive: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Clubhouse’. I had to listen to a 3-hour podcast just to get a prescription.… Read More »2021 Archive: The Referral
2021 Archive: Tom Brady’s 7th Ring
Why did the Buccaneers win the Super Bowl in their own stadium? Because Tom Brady moved to Florida, brought his own “Avengers” team with him,… Read More »2021 Archive: Tom Brady’s 7th Ring
2021 Vintage: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Calculator