Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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They were acting odd.read more »
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They don’t have the guts.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!