1996 Archive: The Pencil
I’m a lead singer. I’m quite sharp. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Fargo Manners
Since that movie came out, every time I ask my wife a question, she just says, “Oh, yah, you betcha!” Part of the 55 Marriage… Read More »1996 Archive: The Fargo Manners
1996 Legacy: Best Contemporary Blues Album
Why did Buddy Guy win again? Because he doesn’t play the blues; he is the blues. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged… Read More »1996 Legacy: Best Contemporary Blues Album
1995 Classic: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys the weekend is here! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: The Gladys
1995 Vintage: The Natalie Merchant “Tigerlily”
Why the spinning? For proving that you could leave a successful band (10,000 Maniacs) and still become the patron saint of every coffee house in… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Natalie Merchant “Tigerlily”
1995 Classic: Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”
Why was the song so confusing? Because none of the things she sang about were actually ironic, which made the song itself the only truly… Read More »1995 Classic: Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”
1995 Vintage: The Hard Candy Currency
What was hidden in every single senior jacket pocket and glass bowl in 1995? A endless supply of rock-hard strawberry candies with the wrapper printed… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hard Candy Currency
1995 Legacy: The Judge
“Order in the dark!” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The AOL Welcome Screen Euphoria
Sitting in absolute silence for two minutes while your external modem makes a loud, high-pitched mechanical screeching sound, followed by a robotic voice announcing “You’ve… Read More »1995 Vintage: The AOL Welcome Screen Euphoria