2007 Classic: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Why was everyone crying in line at midnight? Because in 2007, J.K. Rowling finally told us who lived, who died, and that we’d have to… Read More »2007 Classic: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Defense
Why did the lawyer represent Bruce Wayne? He argued that “the Bat-Signal” was an illegal form of government-sponsored light pollution. Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Defense
2005 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching The Office! (US version premiered) Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Lettuce
2004 Classic: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “U2” iPod to court? To prove that “unwanted downloads” can happen to anyone. Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2004 Classic: The Evidence
2004 Classic: The Ocean’s Twelve
I told her we need a bigger crew. She said we need a bigger vacuum. Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ocean’s Twelve
2004 Classic: The Franz Ferdinand
A guy asks, “Take me out!” The bartender says, “Gladly,” and points to the exit. Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Classic: The Franz Ferdinand
2004 Legacy: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita who? / Anita new ringtone for my Razr! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Anita
2003 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “prepared with a sense of tradition or just a sense of duty.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2003 Classic: The Restaurant
2003 Classic: The 2003 Optimism
The Lord of the Rings is finished, the Matrix is done, and Nemo is home. Everything is settled. What could possibly happen in 2004? Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The 2003 Optimism
2002 Legacy: The DSL Connection
Why did the blonde try to put a life jacket on her modem? She heard she was getting “High-Speed” internet and was afraid of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The DSL Connection