2003 Classic: The 2003 Optimism

The Lord of the Rings is finished, the Matrix is done, and Nemo is home. Everything is settled. What could possibly happen in 2004?

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

She’s still the queen of the "Coquette" aesthetic and I’m still ...read more »

Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey03/26/2002 07:13With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter12/17/2008 14:43The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Digimon_Tamer10/31/1995 08:44My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut11/24/2011 14:21My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Shut_Up_Money10/14/1995 21:31Shut up and take my laughter!