I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight, but they definitely help when I’m trying to pay for this overpriced avocado toast.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Posting this to my own wall right now!