2001 Vintage: The “Total Force” Mobilization
Why were the Reservists surprised? Because “One weekend a month” suddenly turned into “One year in a tent.” Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Total Force” Mobilization
2001 Archive: The Daily Show Arrival
Why was Jon Stewart a threat? For proving that fake news was becoming more honest than the real stuff. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2001 Archive: The Daily Show Arrival
2001 Archive: The Router
I’m a guide. I’m just “signaling” for help. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The Humvee’s Last “Safe” Year
Why was 2001 the last time we liked the Humvee? Because we still thought the biggest threat was a muddy road, not a buried pressure… Read More »2001 Classic: The Humvee’s Last “Safe” Year
2001 Vintage: The New Specialist
I went to a “Virtual Reality Therapist.” He gave me a headset and told me to imagine I was in a world where my insurance… Read More »2001 Vintage: The New Specialist
1999 Vintage: Best Contemporary Folk Album
Why Lucinda Williams for Car Wheels on a Gravel Road? Because it’s the most perfect “I’m sad in a truck” album ever made. Part of… Read More »1999 Vintage: Best Contemporary Folk Album
1999 Classic: Eyes Wide Shut
Why was the masquerade party so awkward? Because everyone realized that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s holiday movies were definitely not for the whole family. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: Eyes Wide Shut
1999 Archive: The Death of King Hussein of Jordan
Why was his funeral so crowded? Because he was the only leader in the Middle East that everyone—from Bill Clinton to the Syrian President—actually liked,… Read More »1999 Archive: The Death of King Hussein of Jordan
1998 Vintage: The Skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to dance with. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium”… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Skeleton
1997 Archive: Batman & Robin
Why did the suit have nipples? Because Joel Schumacher decided that the only way to make Batman cooler was to lean into the neon-lit absurdity… Read More »1997 Archive: Batman & Robin