Why did the lawyer represent the “Impostor”? He argued that “venting” is a standard ventilation maintenance procedure, not a crime.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.