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2020 Vintage: The Among Us Defense

 Why did the lawyer represent the “Impostor”? He argued that “venting” is a standard ventilation maintenance procedure, not a crime.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator06/22/2007 21:46I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Home_Alone_Kevin05/08/2014 21:24Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Married_With_Kids08/04/2007 12:19Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Men_In_Black_K01/18/2006 18:10We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan04/21/1998 00:07Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Grunge_Lord_9405/08/2001 20:10I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Ninja_Turtle_R10/04/2000 15:59Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Midi_Background03/25/2003 21:48Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Orkut_Member_9912/06/2010 21:12A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Stick_Death_Fan06/05/1999 14:13Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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