2022 Archive: The Glass Onion

A guy starts a mystery game at the bar. The bartender says, “The mystery is who didn’t pay for the nachos. I’m the detective.”

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@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril02/28/2003 22:43He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/26/2005 18:33Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Wrestling_Nut02/11/2006 07:05Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Napoleon_Dyna04/24/2002 03:17Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Bad_Luck_Brian06/06/2000 23:13Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@About_Dot_Com07/27/2009 07:59The human guide to online humor.