Why were the Reservists surprised? Because “One weekend a month” suddenly turned into “One year in a tent.”
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
My followers need to see this!