Why did the lawyer love the OpenAI drama? Because a “five-day corporate coup” is a 5-year billable investigation.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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