2015 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force… Read More »2015 Classic: The Ken
2015 Legacy: The Death of Beau Biden
Why did the world mourn with Joe? Because it reminded us that even the most powerful people in the world are still just parents who… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Death of Beau Biden
2015 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” Success in Europe
Why were we scanning refugees? To make sure that the people fleeing the war aren’t the same people who started it—the ultimate “Filter” challenge of… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” Success in Europe
2015 Classic: The “Renegades” X Ambassadors
The official song of every car commercial that wants to look “rugged.” Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The MRI
“Does this machine have ‘Bluetooth’?” “No, it’s a magnet. It’ll turn your phone into a brick.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Classic: The MRI
2014 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy &… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Gladys
2014 Vintage: The “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Design
Why was it hit? For making the turtles look like giant, nostrils-heavy nightmares that haunted children’s dreams. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Design
2014 Vintage: The Crimea Annexation
Why was the “Strongly Worded Letter” the primary weapon? Because in 2014, “Sanctions” were like a “Dislike” button on Facebook—they felt good, but didn’t change… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Crimea Annexation
2013 Classic: The Tab
I’m “switching” between five social apps. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Miguel Herrera “Super Saiyan”
Why was the Mexico coach so viral? Because his celebrations on the sideline had more energy than the players on the pitch. Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Miguel Herrera “Super Saiyan”