Why was he crying in Australia? Because we thought he was retiring, but he got a metal hip and won a trophy anyway—the “Iron Man” of Scotland.
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
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But you have heard of this joke!
The Dude abides... this joke.
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