2015 Classic: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

@Sidekick_User06/02/2000 07:17Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher11/06/1998 17:02I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Champ_Kind_Wham11/10/2006 00:26WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Arthas_Fan_0203/26/2000 22:53Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Cloud_Computing01/11/2008 22:07Storing my laughs in the cloud.