Since that movie came out, every time I ask my wife a question, she just says, “Oh, yah, you betcha!”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
But you have heard of this joke!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!